User: The Mad Hatter
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The Mad Hatter's Jokes
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation!
He heard it had great circulation!
Status: approved
Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath...
A: They have bat breath...
Status: jod
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets
A: Tweets
Status: jod
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
"Do you believe in people?"
Status: jod
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No they eat the fingers separately...
No they eat the fingers separately...
Status: jod
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Frostbite...
Status: approved
Why did the dumb blonde call a doctor to her house?
A: She wanted to fix the window PANE!
A: She wanted to fix the window PANE!
Status: approved