User: The Jokester
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Ian's Jokes
Why has the US stopped printing the Pamela Anderson Stamp?
Because guys keep licking the wrong side.
Because guys keep licking the wrong side.
Status: approved
Betsy and Wilma were having tea and Wilma was going on and on about her relationship problems with her husband.
Betsy asks "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
Wilma snaps a response - "What I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
Betsy asks "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
Wilma snaps a response - "What I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
Status: approved
Q: Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
A: You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
A: You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Status: approved
Girls are like phones. We love to be held talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Status: approved
Q: Why are condoms like cameras?
A: They both capture the moment
A: They both capture the moment
Status: approved
Q: Why did the blonde lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
A: She wanted to get a dark tan!
A: She wanted to get a dark tan!
Status: approved
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A:A rash of good luck !!
A:A rash of good luck !!
Status: approved