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ZYANICAL JOKES Conditions of Use

Welcome toZYANICAL JOKES! ZYANICAL JOKES is operated by ZYANICAL L.L.C (collectively, "us", "we" or the "Company"). We are proving you with our services under the following terms and conditions. Please read these terms and conditions carefully as they contain important information on your legal rights, privacy and recourse on copy write infringement. By visiting, contributing content or sharing information from the ZYANICAL JOKES website, you fully understand and accept these conditions.

PRIVACY

Your privacy is as important to us as it is to you! Please review our Privacy Notice at http://jokes.zyanical.com/privacy.hmtl , which also governs your visit to our website, to understand our practices. By using JokeFarm, you are consenting to have your personal data transferred to and processed in the United States.

ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS

When you visit ZYANICAL JOKES or send e-mails to us, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to receive communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by e-mail or by posting notices on this site. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

COPYRIGHT

All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software, is the property of ZYANIAL L.L.C or its content suppliers/submitters and protected by international copyright laws. All submitters/suppliers of content are asked to attribute their jokes, if at all possible. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of ZYANICAL L.L.C, with copyright authorship for this collection by ZYANICAL L.L.C., and protected by international copyright laws. If any unfair or misuse of copyright is present on ZYANICAL JOKES, it was not intentional. ZYANICAL L.L.C adheres to Digital Milennium Copyright Act of 1998 (the "DMCA"). For more information, please go to www.copyright.gov/legislation/dmca.pdf

If your joke or content is posted in error on JokeFarm

ZYANICAL L.L.C. adheres to the DMCA. If you believe in good faith that any jokes or content on ZYANICAL JOKES infringes your copyright, you may submit an email notification of claimed infringement to:



ZYANICAL L.L.C.

165 MAPLE AVE

BERKELEY HEIGHTS, NJ

USA, 07922

Specific requirements for proper notification of claimed infringement are set forth in the DMCA (see 17 U.S.C. Sec. 512(c)(3)). Valid notification must be a written communication that includes all of the following elements:

  • Signature of copyright owner or person authorized to act on behalf of the owner;

  • Identification of copyrighted work claimed to be infringed;

  • Identification of the material claimed to be infringing or to be the subject of infringing activity and information reasonably sufficient to permit the service provider to locate the material;

  • Information reasonably sufficient to permit the service provider to contact the complaining party (address, phone number and, if available, email address);

  • A statement that the complaining party has a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law;

  • A statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the exclusive right allegedly being infringed.

Please be aware that there are substantial penalties for false claims.

Submitting a counter notification

If a notice of copyright infringement has been wrongly filed against you, you may submit a counter notification to the service provider's designated agent. A valid counter notification is a written communication that incorporates the following elements:

  • A physical or electronic signature;

  • Identification of the material that has been removed or to which access has been disabled and the location at which the material appeared before it was removed or access to it was disabled;

  • A statement under penalty of perjury that you have a good faith belief that the material was removed or disabled as a result of mistake or misidentification;

  • Your name, address, and telephone number, and a statement that you consent to the jurisdiction of federal district court for the judicial district in which the address is located, or if your address is outside of the U.S., for any judicial district in which the service provider may be found, and that you will accept service of process from the complainant.



TRADE MARKS

ZYANICAL L.L.C.trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not ZYANICAL L.L.C, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits the company, without prior written permission by ZYANICAL L.L.C. All other trademarks not owned by ZYANICAL L.L.C or its subsidiaries that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners, who may or may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by ZYANICAL L.L.C or its subsidiaries.

LICENSE AND SITE ACCESS

ZYANICAL L.L.Cgrants you a limited license to access and make personal use of the ZYANICAL JOKES site and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with express written consent of ZYANICAL L.L.C. This license does not include any resale or commercial use of this site or its contents: any collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices: any derivative use of this site or its contents: any downloading or copying of account information for the benefit of another merchant: or any use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering and extraction tools. This site or any portion of this site may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, visited, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written consent of ZYANICAL L.L.C. You may not frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, or other proprietary information (including images, text, page layout, or form) of ZYANICAL L.L.C (including ZYANICAL JOKES) and our associates without express written consent. You may not use any meta tags or any other "hidden text" utilizing ZYANICAL L.L.C (including ZYANICAL JOKES) name or trademarks without the express written consent of ZYANICAL L.L.C. Any unauthorized use terminates the permission or license granted by ZYANICAL L.L.C. (including ZYANICAL JOKES) You are granted a limited, revocable, and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the home page of ZYANICAL L.L.C (including ZYANICAL JOKES) so long as the link does not portray ZYANICAL L.L.C (including ZYANICAL JOKES), its associates, or their products or services in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise offensive matter. You may not use any ZYANICAL L.L.C (including ZYANICAL JOKES) logo or other proprietary graphic or trademark as part of the link without express written permission.

YOUR MEMBERSHIP ACCOUNT

If you use this site, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your computer, and you agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account or password. If you are under 18, you may use our website only with involvement of a parent or guardian. ZYANICAL L.L.C and its associates reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, remove or edit content, or cancel orders in their sole discretion.

REVIEWS, COMMENTS, EMAILS, AND OTHER CONTENT

Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content: and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, obscene, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of "spam." You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of a card or other content. ZYANICAL L.L.C reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content. If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant ZYANICAL L.L.C and its associates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant ZYANICAL L.L.C and its associates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post: that the content is accurate: that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity: and that you will indemnify ZYANICAL L.L.C or its associates for all claims resulting from content you supply. ZYANICAL L.L.C has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. ZYANICAL L.L.C takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.

RISK OF LOSS

All items purchased from ZYANICAL L.L.C are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This basically means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to the carrier.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

ZYANICAL L.L.Cand its associates attempt to be as accurate as possible. However, ZYANICAL L.L.C does not warrant that product descriptions or other content of this site is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If a product offered by ZYANICAL L.L.C itself is not as described, your sole remedy is to return it in unused condition.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY THIS SITE IS PROVIDED BY ZYANICAL L.L.C ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. ZYANICAL L.L.C MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE OPERATION OF THIS SITE OR THE INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS, OR PRODUCTS INCLUDED ON THIS SITE. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW, ZYANICAL L.L.C DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. ZYANICAL L.L.C DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THIS SITE, ITS SERVERS, OR E-MAIL SENT FROM ZYANICAL L.L.C ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. ZYANICAL L.L.C WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. CERTAIN STATE LAWS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF CERTAIN DAMAGES. IF THESE LAWS APPLY TO YOU, SOME OR ALL OF THE ABOVE DISCLAIMERS, EXCLUSIONS, OR LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE ADDITIONAL RIGHTS.

APPLICABLE LAW

By visiting ZYANICAL L.L.C , you agree that the laws of the state of New Jersey, USA, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these Conditions of Use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and ZYANICAL L.L.C or its associates.

DISPUTES

Any dispute relating in any way to your visit to ZYANICAL L.L.C or to products you purchase through ZYANICAL L.L.C shall be submitted to confidential arbitration in New Jersey, USA, except that, to the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate ZYANICAL L.L.C s intellectual property rights, ZYANICAL L.L.C may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or federal court in the state of New Jersey, USA, and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts. Arbitration under this agreement shall be conducted under the rules then prevailing of the American Arbitration Association. The arbitrators award shall be binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, no arbitration under this Agreement shall be joined to an arbitration involving any other party subject to this Agreement, whether through class arbitration proceedings or otherwise.

SITE POLICIES, MODIFICATION, AND SEVERABILITY

Please review our other policies, such as our Privacy policy, posted on this site. These policies also govern your visit to ZYANICAL L.L.C . We reserve the right to make changes to our site, policies, and these Conditions of Use at any time. If any of these conditions shall be deemed invalid, void, or for any reason unenforceable, that condition shall be deemed severable and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining condition.

QUESTIONS:

Questions regarding our Conditions of Usage, Privacy Policy, or other policy related material can be directed to our support staff by clicking on the "Contact Us" link in the menu bar.