Jokes
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Because he had the drumsticks!
Status: approved
My singing coach is so selfish. It's always mi mi mi with him
Status: approved
My singing coach is so selfish. It's always mi mi mi with him
Status: approved
"Mom," the little boy said seriously, "I've decided that when I grow up I want to be a rapper." "I'm sorry, dear." his mother replies, "but you'll have to make up your mind. You can't have both- you can either grow up or be a rapper."
Status: approved
An accordionist is sitting in a bar totally fidgeting about himself.
"Anything wrong?" the bartender asks. "My keys, my keys" replies the accordionist, "I can't find my keys!"
Status: approved
Banjo players spend half their lives tuning and the other half playing out of tune
Status: approved
Q: How do you get an electric guitar player to turn down his amp?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of himStatus: approved
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None . They have machines that do that now.Status: approved
Q: What do you call a good singer at an American Idol audition?
A: LostStatus: approved