Good salesman

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said "We're having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don't you show up and you can give it a try." The elated boy returned the following day and proceeded to sell. At the end of the day the store manager called the youngster over and asked how he had done. The boy responded that he had sold $79083.50 worth of merchandise. The manager asked how he had done so well. The young man said "Well this guy was going fishing so I asked if he wanted some fish hooks he said sure That is $1.50. I asked if he had a nice fishing pole he said no so I got a graphite extension pole for $43.50. Do you have a nice reel not yet replied the customer... so I got him a nice quick release reel for $35.00. I asked here he was going fishing and he said Strawberry Reservoir. I told him the best places to catch fish are near the center "Do you have a boat?" The man said he didn't so I set him up with a nice outboard 30 foot cruiser for $28000.00. Then I asked if he had a trailer. He didn't so I got him a double axle trailer for $3000.00. Then I asked what he had to tow the boat. He only had a station wagon so I told him that just wouldn't do but we could get him a nice fully loaded Dodge Ram dually racked and packed with a tow package trailer hitch and everything for $48000.00. He wanted it all." As you can imagine the store manager was astounded. "And to think it all began with that man asking for a package of fish hooks?" The boy replied "Oh no it all began with him asking for some tampons which were $3.50 so I replied "Well you aren't going to be doing much else this weekend you might as well go fishing!"

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Bubba "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse loosened a few bolts and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket took a measurement and announced "Eighteen feet six inches" and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20000) on a single roll of the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from the neck down rolled the dice and yelled "Come on baby Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked "What did she roll?" The other answered "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

There were two blondes and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down her friend said "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

One Sunday afternoon a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said "Sorry pal. No pets allowed." The man replied "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see." The bartender anxious to see what will happen turned on the game. The guy said "Watch. Whenever the Jets score my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender. The man replied "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."

Ice fishing

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked "God is that you?"
"No you idiot" the voice said "it's the rink manager."

Likes fishing because...

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him "Wow that's a big one!"