Jokes
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
A. Banananananananana!
Status: approved
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Status: approved
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A:A rash of good luck !!
A:A rash of good luck !!
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What does the word "benign" mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Status: approved
Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other "do you know how to drive this?"
One says to the other "do you know how to drive this?"
Status: approved
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some EGGSercize!
To get some EGGSercize!
Status: approved
Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.
A. He got toad away.
Status: approved
What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth? Nothing. She wants the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
Status: approved
Did you about the self portrait artist who stole his own work?
He was framed
He was framed
Status: approved