Why has the US stopped printing the Pamela Anderson Stamp?

Because guys keep licking the wrong side.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music music listens to him

Collection of Justin Bieber Jokes

Justin Bieber is so HOT in causing girls and some guys to fantasize they dropped the word Masturbation from the dictionary and replaced it with Masterbieber

Justin Bieber so HOT he can melt an ice cube with his breath...when he is in Toronto and the ice cube is in Vancouver

Q: What infects both a mother and her daughters causes flushing dizziness delusion and anxiety and can not be cured?
A: Bieber Fever!

Justin Bieber is so HOT the SUN draws its energy from him

Justin Bieber is so POPULAR even GOD is a 'BELIEBER'

Justin Bieber is so HOT the only time it is now "Hot in Miami" is when Justin is there

Justin Bieber is so POPULAR he makes Snooki's fame seem like a snowflake on a hot summer day

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once lost both his legs in an accident...he still managed to walk it off

Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna Cher Jewel and Fabio had?

They're no longer on a first-name basis.

Sarah Palin Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane / celestial time-space continuum all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously even though their deaths have taken place decades apart.

The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein but you have NO idea the lengths certain people will go to to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to step up is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says "Sure go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural - bulls satyrs nude women etc. He captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

The last to present himself is Sarah Palin. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" Sarah Palin looks bewildered "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs... "Come on in Sarah."

Q: what's the difference between the Mad
Hatter and Christine O'Donnell?

A: One is crazy and the other one wears a hat

Why has the US stopped printing the Pamela Anderson Stamp?

Because guys keep licking the wrong side

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music music listens to him.