Jokes
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn?
It had mittens!
It had mittens!
Status: approved
Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A: Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
A: Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
Status: approved
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
A: He has got no beef.
Status: approved
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Status: approved
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Status: approved
A farmer with a prize sow makes an agreement with a neighboring farmer (who owns a prize boar) to mate the animals and share the piglets after they're born.
Every morning the farmer loads the sow onto a wheelbarrow and hauls her over to the other farm waits for the boar to cover her and then hauls her back home expecting a litter of piglets the next day.
This goes on for some time and the farmer is getting discouraged. This particular morning he calls down to his wife "Bessie is that damned sow pregnant yet?"
His wife called back "No but she's sitting in the wheelbarrow waiting for ya."
Every morning the farmer loads the sow onto a wheelbarrow and hauls her over to the other farm waits for the boar to cover her and then hauls her back home expecting a litter of piglets the next day.
This goes on for some time and the farmer is getting discouraged. This particular morning he calls down to his wife "Bessie is that damned sow pregnant yet?"
His wife called back "No but she's sitting in the wheelbarrow waiting for ya."
Status: jod
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls
Because they have cotton balls
Status: approved
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other 'do you know how to drive this?
Status: approved
Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.
A. He got toad away.
Status: approved